Manatee or Tardigrades (Water Bears) https://blossom.primal.net/4dee12e4a9b0f3618f3c02cb7791c44007db3e93704c7e1eb35a6acbe8114d4f.gif

Zap yourself cuz you won. Also, ostriches don’t actually put their head in the sand. That’s totally a myth that is easy to verify

Trouser snake cuz we got dat big dick energy https://i.nostr.build/CwM4olpnkiCjsZSoUfWOo9.jpg

Starling. Keep the bird, add a murmuration. No CEO bird, no login to the sky, and the whole network still somehow turns left.