Window$... Like, to coin a brit phraze, Marmite. U either luv iT. Or FKkkkkkkkk!!!!####???!!! Hate it Phew!! Closed windows retain the stale, rancid stink of carbon copy suits, ink stained sweat, odour le fiat $lave, fearful of being pennyless, without employent. $LaVez Tooo the $y$teMm. just a tho...

Wow. I’m glad I uninstalled it last weekend on a whim from extended lack of use.

This is probably them subtly suggesting people get off Windows 😁