Grand plan to end self-custody?

They still are. Just a totally different problem.

That was barely like 2 years ago now it’s knots and this madness with coldcard

nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqelpt5w exchanges at least announced the loss, a bad rng just quietly hands it over

You are in luck. Those days will be back soon enough.