DEFAUXKING on nostr

I think I’m a good husband.

The two most risqué things I do when my wife is gone:
Eat too much junk food way too late
& Use the forbidden overhead lights

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Bfgreen · 3d

A good husband would be using the lights and blaming it on the children

Raison d'État · 3d

You'll have to do something naughtier than that. Most wives will think you're hiding something if you don't :p

Ghost👻 · 3d

I am 💯 overhead light only🙏🏻. It fucking bright too, like a flood light😬😂.