That sir, was a baby skunk ape. A big foot. Sasquatch!

If you've only ever seen baby skunks, your claim becomes somewhat less sensational.

It was me!

Next time... https://media.tenor.com/wqDLQVgXvE0AAAAC/anipoke-pokemon.gif

Smelly kitty! The urge to love all the critters grows every year 😂🤷‍♀️

Hey AI, create an image of the largest skunk that I've ever seen walk from my neighbors yard, through my yard, and then the next several yards. 🤪

“Huge is true, more news at 10”

It's true, so interesting actually we had to stick around post meeting for a glimpse of the new team member. Glad to not be the new, smelly one.

Do better next time

Glad I’m upwind from your general direction.

DIDNT HAPPEN

so sad, I wanted to see the picture, in fact I think I've only see a real shunk once in real life and it was from far away. They seem to be good at hiding, but countless times I do remember waking up and smelling the shunk near my window, they are so annoying

Which politician?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Y2vkzaFGXcoAAAAC/%D0%B8-%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BE-%D0%B6%D0%B5.gif

Put out some peanut butter and hot dogs. It will be back