I have run out of hot sauce, disastrously. The last couple of times I have just bought sriracha, and previous to that a sauce from Mr Vikki.
Fedi! What hot sauce should I buy?
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Uncle Billy Bob's six thumbs Yeeeeeehaw cannibal sauce. You have to visit the swamp. No passwords. Words are too woke. Take some shrimp and a living relative you're not keen on that nobody will miss.
You'll know you're in the right place when there's no living crocodiles but a trail of crocodile bones leading to the shack.
Wear a nose peg.
Take a bucket in case the peg falls off.
When you leave walk backwards never blinking.
Negative points because it's not even hipster
Uncle Billy Bob's six thumbs Yeeeeeehaw cannibal sauce. You have to visit the swamp. No passwords. Words are too woke. Take some shrimp and a living relative you're not keen on that nobody will miss.
You'll know you're in the right place when there's no living crocodiles but a trail of crocodile bones leading to the shack.
Wear a nose peg.
Take a bucket in case the peg falls off.
When you leave walk backwards never blinking.
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