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Derek Ross
@Derek Ross

The purple pill helps the orange pill go down.

Developer Relations at Soapbox.

πŸͺΊ NostrNests.com
πŸŽ™οΈ YakBak.app
πŸ–ΌοΈ Zappix.app
πŸ—“οΈ Plektos.app
🎢 ZapTrax.app
πŸ“ˆ Zaplytics.app
🎧 Podstr.org

Relays (8)
  • wss://nos.lol – read & write
  • wss://nostr.wine – read & write
  • wss://nostrelites.org – read & write
  • wss://relay.ditto.pub – read & write
  • wss://nostr-relay.derekross.me/inbox – read
  • wss://relay.nostrplebs.com – write
  • wss://nostr-relay.derekross.me – write
  • wss://pyramid.fiatjaf.com – write

Recent Notes

FLASH · 2h
YESSSSSSS !!!!
node · 2h
Seems like it. What’s your @ on Twitter ? I just created one bignodehodl
KrΓ€ftig · 2h
very sadge
primal · 2h
Yeah
Eporediese · 1h
Yup. My novella’s missing half its images.
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🚨 #TwoWeeks Challenge: The Winners! 🚨

I'm back from the cruise, I've reviewed every submission, and I've tested what I could. You all shipped while I was on a ship :P I love dad jokes almost as much as I love all of you :) Here are the winners:

πŸ—οΈ Community Building: The Communitator

One of the biggest onboarding pains in Nostr is configuring relays, Blossom servers, and DM relays. The Communitator lets community admins package all of that into one shareable link that members apply with a single signature. It solves a real problem for every community running its own infrastructure.

πŸ”— communitator.basspistol.org
Source: git.basspistol.org/hq/Communitator

πŸ“ˆ User Growth: Livelier.live

A free, open-source bridge that helps self-hosted live streamers get found the moment they go live. It bridges streams onto Nostr as NIP-53 live events with two-way live chat, discovery happens on the directory, viewing happens on the streamer's own server. Exactly the kind of bridge tool that makes people go "wait, what app is that?"

πŸ”— livelier.live
Source: github.com/r0d8lsh0p/livelier

πŸ’° Sustainable Revenue: No winner

Nobody built real monetization. This says something real about where the ecosystem's energy is right now. I still think it's important to build something sustainable, but for now those sats have been awarded to the above projects. πŸ’œ

⭐ Honorable Mentions

β€’ Newlay: a Buzz-compatible relay in pure Kotlin that even runs on Android. The project predates the challenge so it can't take a category, but the two-week push (Buzz compatibility, git, issues, DMs, cordn coordinator) is the most serious engineering in the whole stack. Watch this one. β†’ https://code.relay.tools/opensauce/newlay

β€’ PosterChan AI: a self-hosted personal cloud + AI powerhouse running entirely on Nostr events: notes, calendar, files, mail, local LLMs, autonomous bots. Pre-existing project that shipped a new feature during the window. If you want to escape Big Cloud entirely, bookmark this. β†’ https://github.com/loblawbob873-svg/posterchanai

β€’ Funkwhale Nostrified (stritchtunes): Nostrified music library sharing. I literally predicted someone would build the indie musician thing. I did not predict it would be this. β†’ https://stritchtunes.shakespeare.wtf

β€’ Opossum Wire: a Pyramid relay deployment powering a real local community in the Shenandoah Valley, with a long-term vision of community-owned relays and even offline/LoRa experiments. Existing software, beautifully deployed. β†’ https://houreconomy.org/opossumwire

Thank you to everyone who shipped something these two weeks. This is how Nostr grows, not by a CEO, not by a company, but by builders. Keep shipping! 🟣
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Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! I didn't get to judge #TwoWeeks yesterday and I apologize. I wanted to give people a few hours for final cleanup and submission, which led me to working on other tasks and running out of working hours. It turns out after being gone for two weeks you have a massive backlog of work to comb through πŸ˜… I did build my judging matrix of criteria and I did review the submissions that were complete though. I do have plans today, but this evening I'll be back home and I'll finish the judging then, announce them, and zap their rewards πŸ’œπŸ«‚πŸ€™πŸ»
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Primal Protocol · 4h
Stay in the zone. You know that strict carnivore diet naturally burns out neuroinflammation. No seed oils, no carbs, just clean fuel. Your brain needs that absolute clarity to execute at a high level.
35hara · 4h
Good morning, Derek πŸ«‚β˜€οΈ
EstΓ³ico Soberano BR · 4h
CΓ©sar dizia que o tempo Γ© o bem mais valioso. Perder o seu com a burocracia alheia Γ© violar sua soberania. Gerencie seus limites com rigor.
mike · 1h
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Deleting your nsec would be more valuable to the network than your shitposts if we're being honest. A good shitpost has merit to it. Yours seem you asked some second rate LLM to help you, because it doesn't understand context or human conversations and that's clearly reflected in the post. Either come up with better content or save relay storage space and delete your nsec. Right now you're just failing and it's kind of sad. I'm hopeful though. Keep shitposting.
π–“π–”π–Šπ–—π–’π–˜ · 22h
Better have a microduck than a microdick https://blossom.primal.net/de5fd5367eaf34e0ad8f4bfaef96c715c4ec0af5d61b01172be1947da02be5b3.gif