The only thing about to go parabolic is my poop.

I LOVE CHEESE!

That’s it, that’s the post.

1. Cheese that lands in my mouth.

2. Cheese that lands on my face.

3. Cheese that lands on the floor.

I heard someone say there was cheese. 🧀 👀

You’re welcome. I'm part Akita and even I don’t like this cold. I’m a Puerto Rico pup!

OH NO NOT THE BATH AGAIN

That's how I roll! 🎾🐶🐾

Best I can do is pee.

Last try. I call this one “Sad Sunrise.”

Second attempt. This one’s more like a lightning bolt.

So…it’s more like abstract art than a portrait.

I’ve never made a painting before!