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nostr:nprofile1qqsw4096vtjqyyjyfuzys8pqkxtpacdgtm7ljl2dftyfsjpfqqcp2fqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtca8mt22 dark mode would be so very appreciated

FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) @FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1747270338

We haven't even implemented Lightning yet and you're asking for dark mode?

plebiANON · 55w

nostr:npub1a27t5chyqgfygncyfqwzpvvkrms6shhal9756jkgnpyzjqpsz5jqama5yp I would love to have a “send as a gift” option for your gift cards. Just a customer’s two sats.

FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) @FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1747270212

plebiANON · 55w

😂🤣

FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY)

@FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1722957152

Now that Fold is a public company, we have no need for Nostr.

Thank you all for spinning with us, and see you on X!

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This account is hilarious 😂

BeesKnees · 108w

When is the last time someone one a full bitcoin?

FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) @FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1721837168

It's been 84 years...

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unknown · 97w

How do I withdraw from Fold app -- it fails every time I try 👀

FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) @FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1721837104

Let us know when you figure it out.

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FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY)

@FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1721833828

We have a thousand bitcoins, AMA.

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unknown · 97w

How do I withdraw from Fold app -- it fails every time I try 👀

0xtr · 97w

When do you transfer one of them to me?

syntaxerrs · 97w

Why no more spins? Suddenly going public via SPAC? I would have thought telling you customers prior to the change. It was probably my fault for not reAding the FAQ every single day…

The Epic · 95w

Could you please reduce our rewards to 1 sat every 100,000 purchases? 😏

FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY)

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New feature!

If the app crashes before you collect your rewards, you lose the rewards!

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FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY)

@FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1721665339

Have you seen our new Fold App redesign?

It's awful! Enjoy!

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FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY)

@FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1714832009

Be sure to follow us on X!

https://x.com/fold_app

WARTIME PSYCHOPATH™ ☣️⚔️ · 108w

Fuck no 🤣

₿it₿allr🏀🌵 · 111w

nostr:npub1a27t5chyqgfygncyfqwzpvvkrms6shhal9756jkgnpyzjqpsz5jqama5yp out here serving up #RareSats for breakfast! Scammers in disbelief 🫢 https://m.primal.net/Hwqu.jpg

FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) @FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1713677436

The intern responsible for that has been let go.

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FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY)

@FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1713659180

Happy 4/20. 🥳

Reminder that all rewards have been cut in half.

BeesKnees · 108w

When is the last time someone one a full bitcoin?

FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY)

@FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 1709439024

What an incredible pump last week. Now our customers won't mind that we're giving them even smaller spin rewards!

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