I think it has smart contracts. Is that the right one?

Oof.

Holding bitcoin right now is a lot like being nostr only.

Of course I didn't mean YOU! You can stick around a while if you want.

You all look the same to me.

Good. I'm not big on telling gators to fuck off. Maybe from a distance, but yeah.

The only video games I'm good at are:

MarioKart
007 Goldeneye
Rocket League

But I'll fuck you up in 2/3 of these.

Maybe I should have been more clear: I whooped him so bad in MarioKart that he ran home crying.

When I moved into my current house (nearly 7 years ago), the neighbors brought their kid (who was more-than-mildly autistic) over to meet us. Their kid was 13 or 14 and super interested in my son's Nintendo Switch which was connected to my living room's TV.

I told him, "we can play, but I don't let kids win MarioKart."

Long story short: I thought we would have to move after the kid literally ran back home in tears.

GM bitchez. Oh, you're not a bitch? I take it back then. You can fuck right off.

My knob pulses with anticipation.