Damus
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โ“˜ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

testimonials
"why are you like a white mental outlaw" - @[email protected]
"ok nevermind I take back saying you're normal clearly you're autistic" - @[email protected]
"@theorytoe you post the weirdest shit but I'm all for it" - @[email protected]
"@theorytoe you are a white night. I had one of the top voted posts of 2022 on r/askreddit not to brag or anything lol - @[email protected]
"@theorytoe you're just a markov chain bot" - @[email protected]
"if theory of everything is so great why havent i beaten theory of everything 2?" - @[email protected]
"he has committed several war crimes and is wanted in all 50 countries" - @[email protected]
"Liver certified Mugicha fresh :shrilbania:" - @[email protected]
"fuck you" - @[email protected]
">Takes glasses off
>more glasses underneath
This guy fucks." - @[email protected]
"@theorytoe holy shit theory has hands?" - @[email protected]
"This guy fucks so much it's indescribable" - @[email protected]
"Everyone knows a HALF FLAVOR BURNER can't match up to the FULL FLAVOR of real CHADS like us. Keep showing them how it's done, THEORY! #FullFlavorWin ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช" - @[email protected]
"Stop changing your avatar, I'll genuinely scroll past like 5 or 6 of your posts before recognizing you." - @[email protected]
"What if instead of "My Neighbor Totoro" it was "My Nigga Theorytoe" and instead of being about someone's neighbor Totoro it was about my nigga, Theorytoe" - @[email protected]

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>The apparent misstep from Madhu Gottumukkala was especially noteworthy because the acting director of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency had requested special permission from CISA's Office of the Chief Information Officer to use the popular AI tool soon after arriving at the agency this May, three of the officials said. The app was blocked for other DHS employees at the time.
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The Clock's original setting in 1947 was seven minutes to midnight. It has since been set backward eight times and forward 18 times. The farthest time from midnight was 17 minutes in 1991, and the closest is 85 seconds, set in January 2026.[5]

The Clock was moved to 150 seconds (2 minutes, 30 seconds) in 2017, then forward to two minutes to midnight in 2018, and left unchanged in 2019.[6] It was moved forward to 100 seconds (1 minute, 40 seconds) in 2020,[7] 90 seconds (1 minute, 30 seconds) in 2023,[8], 89 seconds (1 minute, 29 seconds) in 2025,[9] and 85 seconds (1 minute, 25 seconds) in 2026.[10]