Damus

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Facebook wannabe meteorologists are trying to outdo each other. Here's a map covered in red, anyone living in the red area is already dead, they just don't know it yet. Next up is the inner purple zone, these fellas are standing before the judgement seat of God and are being found wanting. Finally this inner black streak is everyone who are actively being sodomized by ice demons in the deepest part of hell. Temperatures should ease up by Tuesday
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Mrs Mus told me something, stressing about eating a wide variety of food is a uniquely American thing

Everywhere else they're eating the same four foods six days a week and just not having the problems we have
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More broadly, nobody cares. I've never lost respect for a woman whose nudes got leaked (you can't lose what you never had)