Texas is White and White adjacent. Very very few negroes outside of Dallas and Houston

My real estate agent is Mexican. The seller’s agent is Mexican. My inspector is Juan, my insurance agent Juan Delgado, my lawn guy is Jimenez. Pixie would have an absolute aneurysm at this point

I have those but they are at home

Am I the only one who puts their hands together in the shape of a gun and pretends to blow their brains out at least twice a day?

This nigger looking at pouches and shit

You dunno know

Kiki knows eating

He’s living his best life 🤨

My favorite squirrel place is fun to watch but on occasion becomes a murderous hunting ground for hawks. It’s both cool and frightening depending on the day

I kind of did last week when I found some ground squirrels playing. I sat there for probably an hour watching them scurry about ignoring my phone that was bothering me with important shit

Reminds me of my last dog who got thrilled when he found a pecan tree that was uncollected

He’s so happy