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Skizoom ⛷️
@Skizoom ⛷️

"Damn it, I was having a good time ;("
-Myshkin

"Every third thing he posts is disturbing"
-Dagnar

"SKiZM is the most tolerable account on ncd"
-Theorytoe

"how do you even consistently find yourself in the most creepy ass run down out in the boonies serial killer trucker areas"
-Matty

"I was super hungry for French toast a second ago, but now I just wanna kill myself."
-JohnDarksoul

"He drinks peach beer and plays starfield.
He's just shitposting"
-Xenophon

"step aside blue faggots, a real cop is here"
-BikerFren

*BLOCKED* -JudgeDread

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Recent Notes

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So the mystery meeting today was a pajeet from corporate on video call firing me for complaining about the upcoming merger with Allied :pepe_shiteatinggrin: (I have an impeccable record with no write-ups)

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Struggling to keep my sanity. After much discussion, my friends and coworkers agree my health problems are because of stress.
Anyway, I was doing a foot patrol at my first site tonight, to be healthy. A random car drove along the road by the fence 20 yards from me and fired 5 gunshots. :pain: