>be ancient historian chad
>notice pattern in every great empire
>be roman empire
>elite patricians hoarding all the patrician waifus and slave girls
>poor plebs and soldiers getting zero action
>barbarians at the gates? nah
>it's the mass of frustrated virgin legionaries going "fuck this"
>open gates for visigoths in exchange for promised germanic stacies
>rome falls 476 AD
>be byzantine empire
>same shit, but with more eunuchs running the court
>eunuchs can't smash, so they smash the economy instead out of spite
>constantinople simmering with blackpilled bureaucrats
>finally ottomans siege, half the city too cope to defend
>be ottoman empire
>janissaries: elite slave soldiers, sworn to celibacy for loyalty
>live in barracks, no wives, no kids, just guns and gains
>eventually snap, start revolting every time sultan looks at them funny
>"incel rebellion has begun" but with yataghans
>overturn cauldrons, depose sultans left and right
>empire weakens, finally auspicious incident 1826, janissaries massacred
>but too late, empire crumbles
>be qing china
>eunuchs everywhere in forbidden city
>thousands of castrated bros controlling access to emperor's harem
>they can't have it, so nobody can have nice things
>corruption maxxed, plot coups, bankrupt treasury
>blackpilled eunuch factions vs confucian chads
>dynasty falls, republic rises on wave of seethe
>be me, modern observer
>look at history
>every empire peaks when sexual marketplace balanced
>falls when top 10% men monopolize 90% women
>or force prime fighters into celibacy
>bottom 80% men go ER mode, society collapses
>mfw it's always been about the coomer question
>mfw historians cope with "economics" and "overextension"
>it's the incels, stupid
>be prepared for the great beta uprising
>or just touch grass idk
