>tfw you never got paid by your parents to go to the bar and get rejected by women

You are Pierce Brosnan-pilled, I see

POV: you told your GF that she can't have any of your fries because you offered to get her some of her own and she said no 5 minutes earlier

The obvious answer is yes. The 300 Spartans just weren't built like that

Undefeated

Me when people try to ask about my childhood to figure out my real age