Deep below the dirt and rocks there lives the bearded maiden fair
Whose kitchen pot is bigger than her size of underwear

Yeshmiyek who peels the root and grinds the sausage with her boot
Yeshmiyek who cures the meat and stuffs the fruits with sugared beets
Yeshmiyek who salts the pork and stabs it with her silver fork
Yeshmiyek who cuts the cheese and gives the loaf of bread a squeeze

@nprofile1q... botw and totk are okay. ww is kind of ok but overrated by girls who were teenagers when the gamecube was current. but I want a good new 2d zelda and not a remake, or for them to remake some actually good 2d tiles in real 3d not like what they did to link's awakening

ocarina of time wasn't a good game. and the people who gush about it are the exact kind of people who need to go into a plastic chipper

gift from boyfriend

@nprofile1q...

>name something that you wouldn't want growing on your neck
I won with "syrian refugees" against "a ballsack"

I can't find any of the earlier nibiru documentaries on youtube. they were narrated with a russian accent or they were in russian with subtitles. I once looked them up on my friend's youtube account and he yelled at me for screwing up his algorithm. but now I can't find them.

@nprofile1q... what about the french one where the kid plays with a minitel and gets his home invaded? it was said that home alone plagiarized it