The world is a soup, and the soup is a world of piquancy

*throws a small pebble at your forehead*

i still wake up sometimes thinking about that hot served banana-rum bread with vanilla+somealcoholprobablyrum sauce

man US food hits on another level

they got that hyperproccessed delicious delux ultra flavoured science down to a T

factory produce that shit, then bread and fry then freeze then re-deepfry that shit for the most delicious cancer

the fast food game is on point absolutely

and the BBQ places / steakhouses? my LAWD in up high heaven that shits to DIE for

100$ per person in an expensive steakhouse and honestly id pay more for some of the top tier steakhouses here MAAAAN that shits bussin af zaaamn

now i may be eating "Banana and Strawberry Yoghurt", which is never fermented milk mixed with xanthan gum and flavoured exclusively with artificial flavourings and beetroot juice, but DAMN is it edible and tasty

While the eating culture (everything surrounding the act of eating when eating out) is cancerous, the food is so good 99% of the time that the culture is worth it, the side-issues are minescule in comparison to a good food and good social entertainment most of the time that goes with it

that 1%? fuck you GORDON RAMSAY i HATE YOU

GUINESS DOES NOT COUNT AS A STOUT FUCK YOU

@nprofile1q... spend more time in DMs

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@nprofile1q... why joke, yes i would

@nprofile1q... man i should do that

@nprofile1q... #KMS