@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... better than 50

@nprofile1q... what did you tell the store clerk? "Give me the potato spiraler that makes them look as close as possible to the funny bit of a geoduck"?

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... taking underwater basket weaving to the next level huh

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... I don't use EMACS so I don't know why this is funny

@nprofile1q... they haven't invented laptops in his timeline

@nevent1qy2...

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... someone get this man a job at the GNOME foundation

@nprofile1q... psh, split's kept his Christmas hat on for over a year

@nprofile1q... I just wanted to establish a reasonable baseline, hard to improve when you don't know where the limit is

@nprofile1q... went to the gym to lift things up and put them down for the first time in ten years. My lifts are the right way around (deadlift heavier than the squat, squat heavier than the OHP) which is reassuring.

@nprofile1q... you'd think this was the first winter of their lives by the way you're describing them

@nprofile1q... just tell them to walk on all fours, they'll still slide but they'll have a shorter way to fall

Good news! I can stand up from my bed.
Bad news! Picking something up from the floor is a herculean task.