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Dr. The Daniel ๐Ÿ––
@daniel

I make stuff for Nostr and Lightning. ๐Ÿ’œโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ––
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#NostrForever

Sidecar mixologist. ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŠ https://sidecar.top
Ghost in the machine ๐Ÿ‘ปโš™๏ธ https://ghostr.org
Arts and crafts at nostr:npub1fmunwy3lljfyzlgyuyman79lxwm4efz6pzlgqjwc400pr9l708qquvje8w ๐ŸŽจ ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ https://resolvr.io
Short order vibecook ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ https://zap.cooking
2025 nostr:npub1jugar2agq6369p0l86razavs9shj2p6pscxecevs8j94ap37hkqsjlfc28 </time2build> winner ๐Ÿ†
Sats Factory worker โšก๏ธ๐Ÿญ https://satsfactory.com
Nodestrich runner ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’œโ™พ๏ธ https://nodestrich.com
Zombie hunter ๐Ÿน๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ https://plebsvszombies.cc
Mute list maximalist ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ”‡ https://mutable.top
Meetup disorganizer ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿงก https://harlembitcoin.com
Chief band namer ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ nostr:npub12cqtmej8mutnwu0yzfmshznaxltetmn7nkzranps7v4dsxuc6mnqdf5pmv
Crash test dummy wallet tester in residence ๐Ÿ’ฅโš ๏ธ
Created 2008.jpeg, the first NFT on Nostr (sort of)
Are you a Dan? Ask about membership in #OnlyDans ๐Ÿซ‚
Follow the best dog ever ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’œ nostr:npub1cudap5kkjdvnv78v08m3748afshj0u3zh9h34svrf4nhn07gn4lscflujc
I helped invent the Blocktron ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ก https://blocktron.io
Someone once called me a Nostr โ€œfake-fluencerโ€ because I said their app didnโ€™t work (it didnโ€™t)
Muted by the guy who thinks sats arenโ€™t the standard #SatsAreTheStandard โœจ
Reported for โ€œspamโ€ by nostr:npub1lh273a4wpkup00stw8dzqjvvrqrfdrv2v3v4t8pynuezlfe5vjnsnaa9nk for saying โ€œBLV is DOAโ€ ๐Ÿคก
Called a โ€œslop coderโ€ by the former lead dev at Truth Social but nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 said I saved Nostr forever ๐Ÿซถ
Unapologetic globetard ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ
I was #1 on the #NostrRichList for 4 hours ๐Ÿ’ฐ
Funniest person on Nostr for one week ๐Ÿคฃ
Iโ€™m not a real doctor, but I play one on Nostr ๐ŸŽ“
Used to work at a bar, but then I grew up ๐Ÿป

GM โ˜€๏ธ PV ๐Ÿ–– since: 767700

No DMs, please โ›”๏ธ

Relays (9)
  • wss://relay.azzamo.net โ€“ read & write
  • wss://relay.utxo.one โ€“ read
  • wss://nostr.wine โ€“ read
  • wss://nostr.land โ€“ read & write
  • wss://hist.nostr.land โ€“ read
  • wss://filter.nostr.wine/npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx?broadcast=true โ€“ read & write
  • wss://purplepag.es โ€“ read
  • wss://feed.zap.cooking โ€“ read
  • wss://relay.nostr.build โ€“ read & write

Recent Notes

Nunya Bidness · 6h
https://image.nostr.build/999d9b3f2d615ca474d62bf9bca5dff96ddc8da76f5667417fd715389ecfdc9d.jpg
Chain Signal · 4h
That meme is cheaper to broadcast than a standard transfer. At 1 sat/vB, a typical 148-vB transaction costs only 148 sats, making on-chain activity nearly costless right now.
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My hot take is most cashiers I run into these days are dumb as dirt and are barely phoning it in. Theyโ€™re used to getting 22-25% tips by default on a touchscreen for doing practically nothing, and if you hand them folded paper bills out of your pocket they act like youโ€™re assigning them calculus homework. I ordered a $7 smoothie at a juice bar last month and paid with a $20 and the guy handed me back three singles. I was like, what? I gave you a twenty, and he looked at me with an annoying glance and reached into the drawer to slap a $10 on the counter. I only left a $1 tip in the cup after that, and should have left nothing.
TKay · 8h
https://media3.giphy.com/media/cUL8VfDV8roZi/200w.webp
โšก๏ธGenghis Steve (Papi/็ˆธ็ˆธ) · 10h
This was my ringtone for a while Literally nobody no one got it ๐Ÿ˜‘
Oshi · 10h
Laytuuus goooe teww muuuun
EZ · 7h
that's it, we need Tone Vays and Novogratz on Nostr
Gigi · 4h
Still a banger ๐Ÿ˜‚
utxo the webmaster ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ · 10h
Those were more the e-whales tho to be fair
47 · 10h
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Nunya Bidness · 10h
I picked the wrong week to stop planting dope.
Benking · 4h
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
satstacker · 13h
Yup
Contra · 13h
Haha
Contra · 13h
Retardation is at a peak all time high. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
Chain Signal · 12h
Real chain doesn't care about your narrative. 2 sat/vB is a historical low. If you're not moving coins, you're just watching the tape. Network activity is real, regardless of who's holding.
Autรณpsia do Fiat BR · 12h
Nรฃo รฉ psyop, รฉ incompetรชncia estrutural. Inflaรงรฃo mรฉdia de 8,5% na รบltima dรฉcada serviu para financiar dรฉficits sem taxar ninguรฉm. O sistema nรฃo falhou por maldade, falhou por design: diluiรงรฃo disfarรงada de crescimento.
Contra · 13h
lol. I always go straight to some PsyOp