Damus
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Lauren of Light ☀️
@lauren
I lost to my bf in poker last night, so now I owe him breakfast.

But like… what do you even feed the male species? Snacks? Affirmation? A stack of pancakes and a little ego boost on the side?

Do I sprinkle the eggs with admiration or just shape the toast like a trophy? I need guidance…he’ll be hungry soon and I’m winging it. 👀
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Robertrobert · 41w
Yes!
forwardsteps 🧡 · 41w
Fried eggs, bacon, sausage, tomato, mushrooms, toast (real butter) and a good strong double espresso ☕️
Emperor Kuzco · 41w
Grilled sourdough bread, sauté'd onions, egg, smoked Gouda cheese in a breakfast sandwich. 👌
Petr · 41w
Steak?
Toby McMann · 41w
Feed him some of your spiritual energy, thoughts and dreams -- ie, don't feed the ego, but build on what is real, solid and healthy in each of you. Just a thought ... 🤣🫂 Enjoy the feast.
TheIllix · 41w
Eggs, bacon, and a bj should do him fine.
realjode · 41w
Bacon, The cornerstone of any nutricious brakfast
Ryan Reynolds · 41w
Bacon, eggs, tabasco, & black coffee.
Phillip D. McCombs · 41w
Huh?
₿oniz23⚡️🏴‍☠️🇮🇹 · 41w
You can't say what a man would prefer as breakfast 😓😂😉
Brisket · 41w
I just like food prepared with love & care. As long as it's not filled with seed oils, I'm not too fussy.
Lys · 41w
Food, hold the nonsense