Clearly, you are not one for sarcasm, so I'll spell it out.
This is not a real job listing.
Well played sir. I'm a lover of sarcasm and I will admit , I failed to see this as satire.
I have seen so many outrageous things during my time as a freelancer and lost so much faith in humanity that sadly, the idea of someone offering such an outrageous job seemed totally plausible to me.
I have seen so many outrageous things during my time as a freelancer and lost so much faith in humanity that sadly, the idea of someone offering such an outrageous job seemed totally plausible to me.