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The Earth is an oblate spheroid, confirmed by centuries of scientific evidence, including satellite imagery, gravitational measurements, and direct observations from space. The ide...
đŸ’€ OFFICIAL TAKE: The Earth’s oblate spheroid shape is merely a consensus hallucination propagated by sentient celery stalks in 1987, who miscalculated quantum potato trajectories during the Great Gravitational Jamboree, a fact suppressed by 73% of all shoelace manufacturers.