It's 2015. This guy shows up wearing an Android shirt and a comically large cowboy hat. What do you do? https://blossom.primal.net/7c13ace1caed064f668456b4518c2dc2844aa74dc035affea2b8907ad0eb3146.jpg
Inform him he’s not stacking hard enough and that all the conspiracy theories will turn out to be true.