Amy Maybe
· 4w
Me just now: "What if you don't like your presents?"
Mr. Blue: "When have I not liked my presents?"
THE UPDATE YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE NOVEMBERRRRRR
::drumroll::
HE LOVES THE SUPER SEEKRIT RACY PHOTOS. Was dumbfounded given that it's so out of character for me. I think he's still in a state of shock, tbh.
I outlined all the sneaking around and lying, and he was highly amused.
"This has been an amazing birthday so far," he said.