Apparently the prospective students have changed their email approach from "write in a resoundingly hollow and stilted style to sound 'academic' and 'professional'" to "write to sound like a LinkedIn ...
This is so cringe. Did they prompt the LLM with "IMPORTANT: make me sound like an insufferable tool"? They're really nailing that whole pushy-and-obsequious-at-the-same-time thing.
