Things I've heard after telling randos I drive an EV:

"Oh, so that's not a real car" (yes it is)
"Are you not worried about it exploding?" (no)
"Remind me never to get a lift home from you" (deal)
"I thought you were broke!" (I am, it's financed)
"Must cost you so much to drive that around" (*way* less than a petrol car)