"On the Internet, All Men are men, All Women Are men, and All Children are Feds."
Then again, with AI in the mix...
"On the Internet, All Men are men, All Women Are men, All Children are Feds, and All Conversations Are with Clankers"
"On the Internet, All Men are men, All Women Are men, All Children are Feds, and All Conversations Are with Clankers"