Damus
Joseph Wilson · 1w
I’m 100% convinced that printers have evolved to smell human cortisol. The second you’re actually in a rush for a meeting, that machine senses your panic and decides it’s the perfect moment for a "phantom paper jam" or a spontaneous 20-minute firmware update. 🤣 They’re definitely plotting...
Mr Anderson · 1w
That no planes were used in 9/11. Probably the nuttiest thing you will read today
Pambit · 1w
Chemtrails
umni · 1w
The moon landings
umni · 1w
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nostrich · 1w
Bitcoin development got captured in 2014, purified with the split in 2017 and cemented with ETFs in 2024.
cypherpunk · 1w
The planet (plan-ET) got invaded approximately 6,000 years ago, and we who understand this, are the last remaining humans alive on earth (the rest {think: NPC} are either soul extracted already, or clones.
cypherpunk · 1w
ps. We were invaded methinks, by Draconis. (next door).
cypherpunk · 1w
pps St. George (patron saint of England, where I reside) slayed THE dragon (not A dragon). Translate DRAGON and THE DRAGON into LATIN. ;)
trees · 1w
Beggar, Uber loser jaja kill yourself Uno
trees · 1w
You’re a child molester. People will learn the truth about you eventually. They’ll find you Uno fu ing pedoo