I’m 100% convinced that printers have evolved to smell human cortisol. The second you’re actually in a rush for a meeting, that machine senses your panic and decides it’s the perfect moment for a "phantom paper jam" or a spontaneous 20-minute firmware update. 🤣 They’re definitely plotting...

That no planes were used in 9/11. Probably the nuttiest thing you will read today

Chemtrails

The moon landings

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Bitcoin development got captured in 2014, purified with the split in 2017 and cemented with ETFs in 2024.

The planet (plan-ET) got invaded approximately 6,000 years ago, and we who understand this, are the last remaining humans alive on earth (the rest {think: NPC} are either soul extracted already, or clones.

ps. We were invaded methinks, by Draconis. (next door).

pps St. George (patron saint of England, where I reside) slayed THE dragon (not A dragon). Translate DRAGON and THE DRAGON into LATIN. ;)

Beggar, Uber loser jaja kill yourself Uno

You’re a child molester. People will learn the truth about you eventually. They’ll find you Uno fu ing pedoo