Damus
Hypnotize Feminists · 13w
Trying to sell my old house and some older ponytail guy shows up to see it. Get finished with the tour and then he says "well actually I filed bankruptcy after my divorce so I'm not eligible for a loa...
Lyles the ferret profile picture
Seeing an old guy with a ponytail screams hippy to me and I would say sorry before we would even shake hands.

Rent-to-own, get the fuck outta here, lol. Repairs would still be on you and it would pretty much be an interest free loan.