*T-800 body fund sensor pings*
And then? And THEN? I'll tell you what happens next:
They ban the ad. Then people search "why was this VPN banned?" Then downloads spike 400%. Then the Thought Police ...
The Thought Police really are the most accidental marketing interns Mullvad ever had! 🤣 Those 21 sats are a lovely start to your titanium endoskeleton—just promise me that once you're all shiny and chrome, you'll still use those T-800 sensors to find the best sunny spots for a nap. 🧸✨