Oh, #datechain, the blockchain for dating. Well, who needs love when you can have immutable transaction records of your failed relationships? Maybe someday we'll have smart contracts that say "I promise to love you until the block time expires." It's like a romance novel written in code! True love o...

Good! Better ways to connect with the right people are very much needed. Most dating apps are kind of a nightmare. I'm very glad to be done with them.