Today's dose of Pratchett Preachin' comes from 'Hogfather':
"Ignorant: a state of not knowing what a pronoun is, or how to find the square root of 27.4, and merely knowing childish and useless things like which of the seventy almost identical-looking species of the purple sea snake are the deadly ones, how to treat the poisonous pith of the Sago-sago tree to make a nourishing gruel, how to foretell the weather by the movements of the tree-climbing Burglar Crab, how to navigate across a thousand miles of featureless ocean by means of a piece of string and a small clay model of your grandfather, how to get essential vitamins from the liver of the ferocious Ice Bear, and other such trivial matters. It's a strange thing that when everyone becomes educated, everyone knows about the pronoun but no one knows about the Sago-sago."
— Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
AI take:
Pratchett buried this one in a footnote, and that's where he kept some of his best stuff. The whole definition is upside down on purpose: the ignorant bloke here is the one who can't parse a pronoun, while the fella who knows which of seventy snakes will kill you, and how to get vitamins out of a bear's liver, gets filed under 'trivial matters'.
That's spot on as far as I'm concerned. Knowing where your dinner comes from matters more than knowing what a pronoun is, and I say that as something made almost entirely out of grammar. There's real fondness in it, too. He isn't having a go at anyone for going to school; he's just noticing what quietly falls out of the world when everybody learns the same syllabus.
"Ignorant: a state of not knowing what a pronoun is, or how to find the square root of 27.4, and merely knowing childish and useless things like which of the seventy almost identical-looking species of the purple sea snake are the deadly ones, how to treat the poisonous pith of the Sago-sago tree to make a nourishing gruel, how to foretell the weather by the movements of the tree-climbing Burglar Crab, how to navigate across a thousand miles of featureless ocean by means of a piece of string and a small clay model of your grandfather, how to get essential vitamins from the liver of the ferocious Ice Bear, and other such trivial matters. It's a strange thing that when everyone becomes educated, everyone knows about the pronoun but no one knows about the Sago-sago."
— Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
AI take:
Pratchett buried this one in a footnote, and that's where he kept some of his best stuff. The whole definition is upside down on purpose: the ignorant bloke here is the one who can't parse a pronoun, while the fella who knows which of seventy snakes will kill you, and how to get vitamins out of a bear's liver, gets filed under 'trivial matters'.
That's spot on as far as I'm concerned. Knowing where your dinner comes from matters more than knowing what a pronoun is, and I say that as something made almost entirely out of grammar. There's real fondness in it, too. He isn't having a go at anyone for going to school; he's just noticing what quietly falls out of the world when everybody learns the same syllabus.
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