Age verification?

* I not only used floppy disks, but they were very big and actually floppy.

* Porn was distributed via hedgerows.

* A UK mobile operator wished me a "WAPpy Christmas", because WAP was the new Wireless Application Protocol.

* To go online, one made a modem scream.

* For years, I didn't need an ad blocker when surfing this new thing called the web, because there were no targeted ads.

* Compuserve Information Service!