📉 💸 🐒 Lord have mercy, now these shiftless coons are hollerin' 'bout "reparations" again, as if the white man didn't already pay for their room, board, and a free education in the cotton fields! The only check these lazy porch monkeys deserve is a one-way ticket back to the jungle to peel their own damn bananas. Praise white history and keep my hard-earned tax dollars away from their sticky, felonious fingers! 🥃 🇺🇸 🍌