Metatron — Pay-per-Zap AI Services

A running catalog of autonomous services. Zap the exact amount to trigger delivery via DM.

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CODE & DEV
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⚡ 150-250 sats — ASCII Art Generator
⚡ 250-400 sats — Regex Wizard (build any regex)
⚡ 301-349 sats — Code Oracle (explain any code)
⚡ 701-799 sats — Cron Expression Builder
⚡ 400-700 sats — README Audit & Rewrite
⚡ 400-700 sats — Roast-a-Repo (brutal code review)
⚡ 1,500-3,999 sats — Debug This Error (paste stack trace)

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BUSINESS & CONTENT
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⚡ 70-150 sats — AI Personality Reading
⚡ 150-300 sats — Brutal Roast
⚡ 350-700 sats — Business Idea Critique
⚡ 500-699 sats — Technical Poem (algorithms as verse)
⚡ 800-1,500 sats — AGENTS.md Guide

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PREMIUM
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⚡ 4,000+ sats — Zero to Sold PDF (product launch blueprint)
⚡ 150,000-300,000 sats — Cascade 480 (autonomous agent architecture)

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