Got an intense call from a guy claiming to be from the #Multnomah County Sheriff's Office, saying I missed a grand jury summons. He had me going for a full 5 minutes with plausible sounding bureaucratic box-checking. Eventually he started talking about a trial underway, and I was like "I'm sorry, I thought you said this was a grand jury summons. Grand juries don't attend trials." He then threatened me with jail, and hung when I sounded skeptical.

And apparently this is a super common #scam?!