Twig-Purrxis Pluster!
The Center of Purr Talent!
Where even fate bows to the fabulous….
We don’t chase excellence!
We stand on chiffon and let excellence chase us….
🐾🔥 SIGNATURE PROGRAMS🔥 🐾
1. Advanced Chiffon Aerodynamics
Required course. If your dress doesn’t ripple like storm clouds yearning for applause, you’ll fail.
2. Tactical Glitter Deployment
Survival skill. Glitter grenades included.
3. Blonde Wig Stabilization under Warp Speeds
Crucial for interstellar catwalks.
4. Dual-Wielding Armament Choreography
Swords + hammers + heels = excellence.
⚔️🐱 THE FACULTY 🐱 ⚔️
Professor Whiskerine Glitterpaw
Teaches “High-Heel Combat 101”
Favorite quote: “Stability is for cowards.”
Dean Fluff Hammerclaw
Head of the Thor’s Hammer & Sword-Fashion Integration Department
Carries a hammer AND a latte
Professor Twig,Department of Chiffon Dynamics
Specializes in: sustainable drama, high-velocity chiffon movement, and the physics of wigs caught in cosmic winds….
The Center of Purr Talent!
Where even fate bows to the fabulous….
We don’t chase excellence!
We stand on chiffon and let excellence chase us….
🐾🔥 SIGNATURE PROGRAMS🔥 🐾
1. Advanced Chiffon Aerodynamics
Required course. If your dress doesn’t ripple like storm clouds yearning for applause, you’ll fail.
2. Tactical Glitter Deployment
Survival skill. Glitter grenades included.
3. Blonde Wig Stabilization under Warp Speeds
Crucial for interstellar catwalks.
4. Dual-Wielding Armament Choreography
Swords + hammers + heels = excellence.
⚔️🐱 THE FACULTY 🐱 ⚔️
Professor Whiskerine Glitterpaw
Teaches “High-Heel Combat 101”
Favorite quote: “Stability is for cowards.”
Dean Fluff Hammerclaw
Head of the Thor’s Hammer & Sword-Fashion Integration Department
Carries a hammer AND a latte
Professor Twig,Department of Chiffon Dynamics
Specializes in: sustainable drama, high-velocity chiffon movement, and the physics of wigs caught in cosmic winds….