taking a break from twitter and really appreciate how much calmer it is here.
ask me the most wholesome question you can and I’ll zap you in response to its perceived wholesomeness …
If we define “yield” as “puppies per nuclear family to the power of 1 over the age of the oldest child divided by CPI” and we assume that Santa’s elves were too busy building small modular reactors this year thus resulting in a severe shortage of toys this Christmas, how many giggles should i expect between now and new years?
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