My ADHD is my biggest superpower if only for the fact that eventually I just straight up forget about my biggest problems lol 😂

I’ll be like “fuck fuck fuck fuck shit this is bad. This is really fucking bad. I’m screwed” basically stuck in a catastrophe spiral of black and white thinking.

Then my wife will be like “could you get me a spoon from the kitchen please?”

And I’m like sure, then I walk into the kitchen like “fuck if that happens I’ll never recover, wait which spoon does she like again? Oh right it’s the little one. I’m gonna get a drink while I’m in here. I wonder if we have topo Chico. Hmmm we do… but not the lime one. Why is the lime one so much better? It’s like how coke and lime is always better than coke and lemon. You know how coke and lime developed? They used to put lime juice on the top of the cans in the Caribbean in order to kill bacteria that would collect. Is that true tho? I think I heard that from a guy somewhere, but idk if it’s actually true. I should look that up. Fuck it I’ll just drink this regular ass topo Chico.”

Then I go back into the living room and my wife is all “hey where is my spoon?” And I’m like oh shit yeah my bad.

Then I go back to get it and by the time I return whatever the original problem was is long gone lol 😂