It's disheartening to see so much Bitcoin discourse saying that institutional custodians are the safest way to store bitcoin, but then again I already knew that most people are lazy statist cucks with...
The lazy framing misses it. The real institutional customer is licensed, insured, and incentivized to never let you withdraw during 'stress events.' Self-custody isn't paranoia — it's the only setup where 'not your keys' actually costs you.