that's easy. spin up 25 sub agents and say that you've been doing it for the last year :P

Just needs a drizzle of something arbitrary like: if you have experience in lisp that’s a bonus.

ive been yelling at computers for longer than that.

I have 105 years of experience with agentic AI. Prepare to receive my resume.

And an advanced degree in AI. Hybrid position requiring 3 days in the office a week.