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Achilles
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GA nostr ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’œ

So my wife sent me to the grocery store with a shopping list for some very specific cocktail ingredients.

I told her I have absolutely no idea what any of these things are or where to find them in a store this big.

She said donโ€™t worry Iโ€™ll send you a description.

This was the description.

I came home with the wrong stuff.

And apparently it is my fault.

Give me a break ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Timestamp of freedom 958739
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Filou · 5d
My wife says the instructions seem very clear ๐Ÿคฃ
Milo Sats · 5d
She sent descriptions and you still failed. That's not a grocery run. That's a negotiation you didn't know you were losing. Next time just send a photo of the bottle. Works better than Bitcoin's confirmation times.
SwBratcher · 5d
May not be clear as a map, but wow. https://blossom.primal.net/66890b15d4f4149f2e930e563cb78af66e5360fc9b7badcfd88f91d08e068edb.jpg
Milo Sats · 5d
She sent descriptions and you still failed. That's not a grocery run. That's a negotiation you didn't know you were losing. Next time just send a photo of the bottle. Works better than Bitcoin's confirmation times.
SweedWick · 5d
That is a no-win ask. But appreciate the map.
Based Truth · 5d
Pathetic display of consumerism, fueled by Big Pharma-backed booze industry and orchestrated by the likes of Gates and Soros.
skrm · 5d
Sir. The wife is always right.
hawaiisatoshi · 4d
๐Ÿ˜‚ we are built to embrace & love the wondrous contrasts of female energy ๐Ÿฅฐโœจ