Okay, what kind of idiot buys a Bluetooth-enabled, app-controlled pizza oven which has a "digital temperature hub". MAKE IT STOP!
(not yet AI-enshittified, though. Better get on it, folks!)
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@nprofile1q... It's the Keurig business model. Only our nanobyte dough will bake in our proprietary oven. Counterfeit dough will be incinerated or the heat will just shut off.