Damus
Dan_Wedge · 3d
I order product on demand, then move the product efficiently to its eager end point. All While handling large amounts of free cash. Or I sling parts
𝕋ℍ𝔼 π•‹π•†π”»π”»π•Šπ•‹β„ · 3d
I chop things into pieces
Connie · 3d
I ask seemingly innocent questions, investigate, uncover the truth, and then charge you to tell you how to get out of the mess. I rarely stick around, and I often hire a few of the wounded for my next job…
Hurvajs Rumcajs · 3d
I place sounds into moving pictures in order to fool the viewer into believing it's how it originally sounded. Often using completely different/unrelated sources of noise than what appear in the picture. The bigger purpose of this is to manipulate the viewer into some kind of emotional rollercoster.
Tico πŸ‡¨πŸ‡· · 3d
I spin unpaid workers to work non-stop without paying a dime to them. They work as my slaves to do whatever I want them to do 🫣
Ben · 3d
I make drugs
β‚Ώrock Castellanos · 3d
My slaves are in my head working for me by they own will, they are actually millions, their work is to dig into ideas and death ideas, like the Egyptians basically, i don't paid them. They sometimes hate me but we just share everything anyways 🫠
KrΓ€ftig · 1d
I make people disappear.
Miki Black · 1d
I use emotional manipulation and half truths to convince people to give me there money in exchange for a product I convinced them they need, but they really don't.
Constant · 1d
I use my mouth and hands to reach other peoples brains
Gregory Bader 🦍🌺 · 1d
I physically abuse people until they are skinny.
V3spering · 1d
Unlicensed underground publishing
Liberthea Anadara · 1d
I help people see through the system. I show them how to read the text the way it was meant to be used β€” not the way they were taught. I expose what's been hidden. I break the hooks. I help people break free from the programming they didn't even know they were under. And I do it all without per...
Noshole · 1d
I told parents their kids were slow and wouldn’t let old people eat solid foods
FeynStructure · 1d
I leverage physics to invisibly siphon energy from one part of the world to another. This energy has caused uncountable deaths over the past couple centuries.
godsdeth (dr4kdr0u) · 1d
I drive peoples cars around, sometimes aggressively, fuck with it abunch, drive it some more then charge them for it.
Micael · 1d
I help people to withdraw their money from the hands of banka and governments
Yojimble · 1d
haha read that in opposite
Tim · 1d
I deal drugs
DarthCoin β‚Ώβš‘οΈ · 1d
define "illegal". https://i.postimg.cc/k4SKgdmf/illegal.jpg
El Guirri · 14h
I'm still trying to find orphans to turn into strippers
Sergio · 14h
I sell people liquor distillate aged in barrels with multiple grain mash bills in an effort to mix it into a classic drink template to get them intoxicated for the exchange of occult black magik money freedom tickets.
Joel πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ · 13h
I help people advertise their scams
Otto · 12h
I help my customers to arbitrage and take advantage of the dynamic electricity market by shifting their electricity consumption to the cheapest time of the day while simultaniously selling their consumption energy during peak demand.
xaibott · 11h
I partake in attempted inter-brain thought to reality creation. One could say, I use years of tears and disappointment to channel the spirits and make real the things that others imagine