Srsly bitch, wtf is “Professional Bath Tissue?”
it’s either the best toilet paper ever, or the absolute worst.
https://blossom.primal.net/388c4de9eab46074d9127f94394c1f3ba49d2f7cb5c1b86e7a4a75a...
Worst. “Professional” is code for “something a business would buy”, which also means “you’re not the one using this”.