Damus
Nora Reed :kiln: · 7w
i think any attempt to implement this would be a huge violation of privacy and i can think of a dozen things that would be super fucked up to end up in the top 1% of, including basically everything in...
Jeff Miller (orange hatband) profile picture
@nprofile1q...

Welcome to your Big Box Wrapped!

This year you were in the top 0.85% of shoppers for PECAN NUT LOG ROLL and BLACK HILLS GOLD!

I can imagine cutesy Faith Popcorn style names for the loyalty account app shopper profiles.

Your Shopper Profile is: RETAIL THERAPIST!

Your Shopper Profile is: GOBLIN MODISTE!

Your Shopper Profile is: CHAMPAGNE POSEUR!

(wait, is that a Tracery bot waiting to happen?)