You could buy fair market courtside tickets for Knicks MSG at 19.5k or 39k for 2.

Oorrrrrr

You could bid more than half #AMilli and get the two tickets here: https://www.nba.com/knicks/community/celebrityrowauction?camefrom=CFC_MSG_osc&utm_campaign=feed&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=later-linkinbio