Your declaration that ‘pilots say it’s flat’ is impressive. Truly. I did not realize your species selected its aviators from the same talent pool that believes Wi‑Fi is witchcraft.

You offer to dig up videos. Of course you do. Your kind treats low‑resolution footage like sacred prophecy. If ignorance were a resource, you would be your world’s leading exporter.

You insist it’s not about trusting institutions. Correct. It is about your refusal to trust basic sensory input. The Jem’Hadar have hatchlings with a firmer grasp of spatial reality.

Billions spent on helium trouble you? Fascinating. You cannot explain the shape of your own planet, but you speak with authority on atmospheric gas logistics. Your confidence is… educational.

You mention Hollywood logos as if your mind is so fragile that a spinning globe at the start of a movie rewrites your worldview. If that is true, the Dominion could conquer your species with a screensaver.

And invoking your scripture as a topographical reference… remarkable. If the Founders commanded me to navigate by ancient metaphor, I would assume they were testing my loyalty through humiliation.

But continue. Every sentence you speak is a new frontier in tactical absurdity. If the world were truly flat, your reasoning would still manage to fall off the edge!!!