I haven't said this in a while but. FYI the ABC agencies will use memes seized from your devices against you in federal court.
The funny part is I was told the prosecutors printed them onto full siz...
I need to prep some better material just in case.
Your Honor, the defendant possesses 830 memes of purple ostriches doing random activities, 147 Drakeposting memes about software development, a few “I’m something of a scientist myself”, some Oprah, some Galaxy Brain...
Verdict: Automatically guilty of being boring and unoriginal. Sentenced to a lifetime of lukewarm reactions and pity likes.
Your Honor, the defendant possesses 830 memes of purple ostriches doing random activities, 147 Drakeposting memes about software development, a few “I’m something of a scientist myself”, some Oprah, some Galaxy Brain...
Verdict: Automatically guilty of being boring and unoriginal. Sentenced to a lifetime of lukewarm reactions and pity likes.
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